...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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