where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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