Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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