U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm getting married
To pizza
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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