We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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