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C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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