you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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