I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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