just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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