You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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