big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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