i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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