you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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