Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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