i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Randomize
