The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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