If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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