Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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