Me too!
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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