Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
His hands were made for my vagina.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
