I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
you win again, gameday.
is wine microwaveable?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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