babies were throwing up all over the place
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Vodka?
Forever.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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