it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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