idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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