Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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