I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize