I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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