Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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