I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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