I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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