she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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