my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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