found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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