Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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