You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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