That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
