Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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