maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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