His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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