either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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