yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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