I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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