i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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