doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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