their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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