FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Come share oat with me in your robe
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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