idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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