If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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