someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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