So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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