oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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