Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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