we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Randomize
