No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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