I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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